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msg #113098
5/2/2013 9:38:31 PM

Mark Douglas is of course an obvious choice i've read his Trading in the Zone" several times. A new one i've just finished is "Market Mind Games" by Denise Shull, very good book will require a re-read and has some practical steps to making improvements in the fear of losing and fear of missing out departments.

My problem is just the opposite, i can get in fine but can't let it run!

Good Luck

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msg #111098
2/6/2013 9:08:55 PM

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the

United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Ees, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, wees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? Wees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....

"Pepe... Go back, man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....






Ees..... a ham bush...."

SORRY. I know there's something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!!

And I bet you tried to do the accent too, didn't you - I know you did! You are grinning.....aren't you!

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msg #110377
1/20/2013 10:05:50 PM

Thanks Four, i'll check it out.

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msg #108469
10/22/2012 7:54:47 PM

What Is Couple Sex?---

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in
the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a
question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the
question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her
all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him
with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did
you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready
in just a couple secs.

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msg #106627
6/12/2012 9:31:53 PM

Old Butch

John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten
roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot
and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by
just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the
roosters coming, would run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Saint Lawrence
County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell
Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards
on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting
populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this fall, the bells are not always audible.

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msg #106005
4/24/2012 2:37:01 PM

Mrs Brown's Dog - Misunderstanding -BBC

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msg #106004
4/24/2012 1:51:30 PM

Subject: Voted Best Joke In Ireland

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs
of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
toast of the night !

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize for the Best toast of The night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know, he's only been in
there twice in the last four years.

"Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come,
and the other time he fell asleep".

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msg #105127
2/24/2012 8:16:40 AM

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday,
minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims,
shouting anti-American slogans,
with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah,
shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.

Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding
thru the intersection
& ran directly over their car,
crushing it completely,
killing everyone in the car.

For several minutes
I sat in my car thinking to myself,
"Man... that could have been me!"

So today;
bright and early,
I went out and got a job
as a truck driver.

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msg #102518
8/31/2011 11:01:59 AM

Here ya go TRO, your favorite COWS!

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msg #100780
5/18/2011 7:19:20 PM

E*Trade Baby Loses Everything

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